Thursday, 28 February 2008

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

I recently got this chain mail “why did the chicken cross the road” it was humourous, because of the responses attributed to the people. When I forwarded it to some Maldivian friends… they came up with their own, lets see....

REEKO MOOSA: Alhugandu midhannavanee varah kerihure. Thiya kukulhu thihen magu huraskuran thelhi thelhi huttaa maruvegen dhaanee. Iraadha kurevviyyaa thiya kukulhakah dheneh ehen bulhaa thakakaa nukulheveyne. Thiya kukulhuge dhuvas thah gunemun


MDP - It was to protest the violent actions of a demented dictator.

Maumoom: It's because of violence, violence, violence. And he did not cross the ROAD he went to Javvah, Fazaayah, havaayah!

ADHAALATH: If it is a female chicken it should not have gone out of her home anyway. If it is a male chicken, who cares.

Everyone esle: because chicken had a vision and was prepared to face the challenge

If you have not see the original mail, here you go;

DR. PHIL:The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens

GEORGE W. BUSH:We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

DR SEUSS:Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA:In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

JOHN LENNON:Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES:I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........

ALBERT EINSTEIN:Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

ALSHARPTON:Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens