I recently got this chain mail “why did the chicken cross the road” it was humourous, because of the responses attributed to the people. When I forwarded it to some Maldivian friends… they came up with their own, lets see....
REEKO MOOSA: Alhugandu midhannavanee varah kerihure. Thiya kukulhu thihen magu huraskuran thelhi thelhi huttaa maruvegen dhaanee. Iraadha kurevviyyaa thiya kukulhakah dheneh ehen bulhaa thakakaa nukulheveyne. Thiya kukulhuge dhuvas thah gunemun
edhanee...
Majilis ge Izzaitheri Raees: MAGU HURASKURI IZZATHERI KUKULHU GE VAGUTHUKOLHU HAMAVEE, DHEN IZZAITHERI MUSALHAH FURUSATHU ARUVAANAN....
MDP - It was to protest the violent actions of a demented dictator.
Maumoom: It's because of violence, violence, violence. And he did not cross the ROAD he went to Javvah, Fazaayah, havaayah!
ADHAALATH: If it is a female chicken it should not have gone out of her home anyway. If it is a male chicken, who cares.
Everyone esle: because chicken had a vision and was prepared to face the challenge
If you have not see the original mail, here you go;
DR. PHIL:The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH:Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens
GEORGE W. BUSH:We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
DR SEUSS:Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:To die in the rain. Alone.
GRANDPA:In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
JOHN LENNON:Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES:I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........
reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
ALSHARPTON:Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens
COLONEL SANDERS:Did I miss one?
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ReplyDeletegotta luv granpa. very typical of most maldivians.
ReplyDeleteMartin Luther King - I have a dream! That one day, white chickens, and black chickens can cross the road together
ReplyDeletestephen hawkins- the chicken didnt cross the road it just went to a parallel universe where it was on the other side of the road
steve jobs- the chicken saw the new ichicken & was tryin to catch up to it
green day- chicken walk a lonely road
The only one that it had ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to the chicken and it walk alone
slipknot - fuck it all fuck this road fuck everything the chicken stands for
nass - the chicken knows its put on the road for some reason so its just doing what it should be
simon- the chicken was brought up to cross the road so without without thinkin about it, it just crosses the road to the end of its time
naruto - what chicken wheres suske!!!!
bleach - it unfortunatly whent to the soul society while crossing the road
hannibal lector - i wish i was a chicken
beowulf- the chicken ran around the world within 24hrs (it even ran over the oceans) & was crossing the road to fight a monster & beat it to pulp with its chicken legs
enjoy
hope i didnt offend anyone :D
lolly jabir,
ReplyDeleteI want my five star chicken to cross the road as well, i put a bid to the governemnt to get a chicken, but the government never gave me chicken and gave my chicken to someone else.
Now I am going to court to sue the government and claim two better chickens.
it had to escape cux of eid,,,tat means chicken soup:p
ReplyDeletehey anonymous - nice! wish you had left a name atleast.
ReplyDeleteObama- because he wanted change
Anonymous - The chicken crossing story is a distraction made by the government to keep the youth pre-occupied thinking about the chicken while they build palaces with public funds.
ReplyDeleteNasheed (Kutti) - Chickens I like to be with. First chicken I ate was named Chickeena. At that time, it was the best a person of my level could have. I am very proud to eat that chicken. I still keep the bone under my bed. I intend to donate it to the Sultan's Park museum when my dream to become the president of this country comes true. More about the chicken story coming up on my blog. Chicken story Part 1,2,3.
Seezan - Niuma didn't cross the road. I crossed the road. I directed the crossing of the road. I wrote the whole story. I produced it. And I'm going to get the film award for crossing the road.
TVM News - President of Maldives His Excellency M.A.Gayyoom has sent condolences to the chickens who crossed the road.
Haveeru Daily - (Large picture of Gayoom and a chicken on the cover). Gayyoom has crossed road with the chicken.
Dhiraagu - It's easy dho!
that was really good anonymous. especially last golhaa one and dhiraagu. hehehehehe
ReplyDeleteNice post Athena..
ReplyDeleteIlyas Ibrahim - A chick cross the road? where? where? Can I have it tonight?
Abbas Ibrahim - Shall we set fire to the chicken?
Umar Naseer - We must be firm with the chicken. We have to give it capital punishment. We have to kill it and eat it.
Hassan Saeed - When I was AG I tried very hard to allow all the chickens to cross the road without imprisoning them (whispers to dr. Shaheed - didnt we?)
Dr.Shaheed - The chicken was a new maldives chicken and under democratic reform it is allowed to cross the road whenever it wants. No. I did not say it was going to its Janaaza. I was just metaphorically speaking.
heyyy, where the hell r u? stppoed blogging completely? cant even mail u.
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