Tuesday, 12 June 2007

Top 10 Reasons why Maldives want Drug Addicts in Prison


10. Partisan Politics - We are against anything that any other political party(or not) is for


09. ..We have a law on drugs, we have a center, so everything is going smooth why change?


08. Gym Coach Mentality - The only solution is 'getting tough', treatment isn't tough enough


07. Think of how many MDP/opposition members woudn't be in Prison


06. Rehabilitation costs too much - and think of all the Rich elite who need MORE money!


05. More partison politics - We the government cannot afford to be seen as soft on drugs


04. Competitive Zeal - we are number one at arresting people for drug offences in the region


03. Tolerance is bad - We should be serious about punishment because we are becoming too tolerant folks


02. War Mentality - If we stop sending them to prison now, then the addicts would have won.


And the number one reason


01. The compassionate Maldivian Public - Let them rot in Jail! they are filth, we should kill them


Ah, to be a Maldivian

15 comments:

  1. That is a bloody good rant my girl.

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  2. I am just glad that I am not so compassionate, hehehhe

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  3. Nicely written, woman! Nicely written :)

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  4. Don't give me the credit, this is merely an adaptation of something I saw a while back, plus I always love letterman's top ten list, hehe, so hardly a novel idea

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  5. Totally agree with your number one reason! But sadly, to bring any change with that would be a real steep uphill battle...

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  6. duh.. wats so special abt the article..nothing new there..

    ..its always the same aint it..

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  7. jaa- Yeah, it would be really hard, but its totally necessary if we are to fight drug abuse. Since Maldives is such a small country, you would need the public won't you?

    White-silence - hehe who knows?

    anonymous - maybe if you put in name that would be something new ;)
    but hey, there are so many old stuff to be resolved why move onto new stuff with all this unfinished business?

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  8. The compassionate Maldivian Public - Let them rot in Jail! they are filth, we should kill them
    yey yey let them ROT IN PEACE ( RIP ) kekekeke

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  9. necrophagus - according to your last blog, you seem to have some sort of an understanding of what addiction is really about. You would really want to be shot dead for feeling the way you do???
    But that said, you are not going to die if your girl doesn't call you right?

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  10. i take my words back... hehe athena ... *scratches head*

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  11. Necrophagus - ;)

    Thanks the Sinningslave

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  12. 4.5- we are ignorant assholes
    3.5- put all the drug addicts together so that we can make more money by feeding them the drugs in jail
    2.5- Cripple the young generation so that no one can go one the streets (above all we are scared to go on the street)

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  13. transition. Thanks that was great. :) where are you these days?

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